The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain
Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro
by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015
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it is great for you and your little fetus that deserves death and is an easy way for a cheap abortion.
by long duck don woman January 3, 2007
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The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.
by FunkWeasel March 18, 2011
Get the tissue abortion mug.1) To completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb
1) I hope the Brazilian Soccer Team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the Confederation Semi-Finals
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.
by noartificialflavor June 21, 2009
Get the Giraffe Abortion mug.An extremely violent and technical manouver, which involves smashing a large fist into the vaginal orifice, two or three times, until penetration is achieved, once it has been achieved, the fist must be rotated as many revolutions as possible, with as much force as possible, until climax is attained.
by EyebrowShitManouver April 8, 2010
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As a baby, Molly seemed cute & innocent. Now as a teenager the little shit is a poster child for retroactive abortion.
by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 1, 2021
Get the Retroactive Abortion mug.When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.
A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.
"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
by nexlyfe May 4, 2022
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