rug rage

1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.

I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.

by RugRager March 14, 2015

Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.

“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”

by The WBH November 30, 2011

rug fish

A promiscuous woman with horribly fried/colored/permed hair = rug (hair texture and appearance) fish = referring to a skanky chick who most likely is festering a few stds. The type of girl who will be your friend but will sleep with any guy you express interest in anywhere.

She is such a rug fish!

by lovebugs September 7, 2009

The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017

Rug headed

big headed, full of shit, cocky

Emma you are so rug headed

by Sena June 13, 2007

meat rug

A small rug placed on the female at birth between her legs.

by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003

rug rats

children who peddle carpets.

I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.

by ewan February 12, 2004