An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.
by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017
Get the astro kissmug. A turn on power move. When a girl is love with a guy so much, but none of them has amitted it, (or the guy doesn't know he's in love with her), the girl takes the boy and kisses the guy, leaving him with a suprised look.
In Spectacular Spider Tv Series, Gwen Stacey was going down the stairs of Peter Parker/Spiderman's steps (after Thanksgiving, and his Aunt May just came back from the Hospital), she walked back up the stairs and surprise kissed Peter. Leaving him with a dumbass surprissed look. Venom's voice said in his mind "We know who you love the most."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."
by The_Jedi_Knight January 27, 2009
Get the Suprise kissmug. Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.
He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.
by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005
Get the Opulent Kissmug. When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.
by Jane092413 December 15, 2021
Get the Grinch kissmug. by Jak Gof May 26, 2020
Get the basement kissesmug. by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019
Get the Kiss daymug. by goldteeth July 13, 2020
Get the Viper's Kissmug.