An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.
When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.
by bad dawg November 15, 2004
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by dashittttt February 11, 2010
Get the Yarden mug.Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008
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You often see seniors sacrificing sophomores to please the magical spirit of Yare.
Can be used as a verb.
You often see seniors sacrificing sophomores to please the magical spirit of Yare.
Can be used as a verb.
I came to IMSA just for Yare.
Boy 1: that girl is a yare.
Boy 2: that's right dude no one would fuck her.
Girl 1: we totally yared that sophomore.
Girl 2: you totally did! Let's do it again tonight.
Boy 1: that girl is a yare.
Boy 2: that's right dude no one would fuck her.
Girl 1: we totally yared that sophomore.
Girl 2: you totally did! Let's do it again tonight.
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Girl:Sure! Boy do i love the Yard House!
Girl:Sure! Boy do i love the Yard House!
by DDR12381 October 29, 2011
Get the Yard House mug.An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.
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