wang chung

when you accidentally sit on your own testicles

kid: I just sat down too fast and I wang chunged by balls.

girl: That sucks, do you want me to kiss them better?

kid: ummmm no! You're my sister!

by ballchungah December 13, 2007

Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 12, 2004

wang banger

someone who has an overly obsessive addiction to rubbing another guys weiner.

roger's favorite activity is wang banging.

by Dingo Jones May 13, 2005

g-wang

n,v,adj. a word with no definition, but sounds delightfully thuggish, can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

noun - "Yo g-wang what you finna do?"

adjective - "Damn! That shit is g-wang!"

verb - "You be g-wangin' cuzzo."

by rye breadizzle June 7, 2005

Sean Wang

Short chink who likes to swim and is a virgin

I am Sean Wang I want to die

by fanimeg March 1, 2017

Ching Wang

When a person gets so drunk and/or high their eyes appear to be as though they are chinese.

"Dude you got so Ching Wang last night that somebody actually asked you where in China you were from."

by Ching Wang Wasted November 26, 2013

internet wang

False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.

Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."

by dandi May 30, 2006