walking

Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.

In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.

person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye

person 2: ye

person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye

by mouisa October 20, 2021

chicken-walking twink fluffer

noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute

Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer

by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 3, 2007

walking talking sperm bank

A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.

She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank

by KingofSpain357 May 13, 2005

walking pocket pussy

A female so terribly boring that all she is good for is to bust a nut

“hey look there’s ashley”
“oh! don’t you mean the walking pocket pussy”

by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 12, 2019

Gangsta Walkin

The foundation of "Buckin" also known as "jookin" or "getting buck". Originally started on the streets of Memphis,Tennesse, by G-Nerd and Raider J sometime in the late 1980's early 90's. Originally performed from a style of music that had a continous Hi-hat symbol sound.Can be heard from artist like 3-6 mafia and 8ball and MJG. Had many differnt forms that evolved into a smooth gliding dance expression that told a story now called buckin.

That new gansta walk is hard.
They was gangsta walkin hard at the club last night.

by jwhite July 17, 2007

walking period

A girl who seems to be constantly angry at basically everyone as if she were on her period.

Dude1-Damn dude! She's such a walking period, she's always fuckin yelling at everyone! Dude2-I know!

by that short dude with muscles July 5, 2010

walking my fish

Larnie Carr, the founder and developer over the term "Walking my fish".

This term is most commonly used to subliminalize the explicity of female masturbation. This term is most commonly used as a joke by males.

Larnie Carr: hold dafuq up. there is a emo porn site...gurl im gonna have to get back to ya later I gotta like walk my fish or something.

Larnie Carr: back from walking my fish.

by Some beaner on the internet January 23, 2014