wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.

"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"

by cassius$ July 18, 2006

dish wad

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.

Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."

by Yinjaei May 20, 2024

WAD

What A Doochebag

Your such a wad
Could be used when texting

by Tomas_mueller87 April 11, 2016

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

WAD

1.The file format used to hold the game data for the original doom games (Doom 1 and Doom2) standing for Where is All the Data
2.Stand for What A Dick or What A Douche

1.Have you tried the new WAD I made for doom 2, it is a slaughter map.
2.Yeah she is a total WAD.

by Smokey Neon March 19, 2018

WAD

Wet ass dick- when you go in on your girl and take your dick out and it’s a wet ass dick from her wet ass pussy ( WAP)

* takes dick out of gf* oh it’s wet and made me a WAD

by Creamy202420 September 24, 2020