Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

Vadim

Derogatory term for a guy who sucks balls.

Have you seen what Mike did? He is a total vadim now.

by camelzrider September 10, 2025

valdallow

The transfer of food into a smaller container to minimise used space in the refrigerator.

The term was coined in Suburban Melbourne in the early 80s and is now used amongst urban and rural communities across Australia.

She was asked to valdallow the casserole so it could fit into the fridge.

by Kneeel October 13, 2025

Valdyr

A pretentious douche who pays to win in online alpha space games. This person can also be referred to as Mr. Metamucil or if he is in a power of authority over you Captain Metamucil.

I heard he's gonna be Legatus some day he's a real Valdyr

by Diabeetus46 October 26, 2025

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

carlos valdes

Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names

Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..

Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it

* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
\{^~^}/

by Jamjamisdead October 17, 2017

Nathandeep Valdezreet

Minimum wage mgdonalds worker who lives paycheque to paycheque, who uses his paycheque within the first hour on hypebeast clothing. some would say he's disabled.

Hey look we found a nathandeep valdezreet lets show him our bank accounts.

by Your Buddyy 200 May 21, 2019