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Bow-vag

When your old ass girlfriend's elbow looks like vagina lips, or when your young ass girlfriend squeezes her elbow skin to look like vagina lips.
Damn, that cougar your dating has some serious Bow-vag in that dress homey!
by PlateLunch August 26, 2012
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vag scab

(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease
Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!
by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011
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weaky vag

a digusting, loose, used up vagina. Usually smelling rank,and surrounded by fat pussy lips.
"awww.. that chicks got a weaky vag"
by weirdo603 November 2, 2011
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Turf Vag

Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.
Matthew Stafford will miss Sunday's game against the Bears due to 'Turf Vag'.
by mich5blue July 1, 2011
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Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011
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Sweaty Vag

To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.
"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!
by BoshBad February 8, 2010
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Vag fudge

When you finger a girl and find leftover period residue on your hands. Often mistaken for doodoo butter or chocolate.
"Um... did you just have your period, because this looks like vag fudge?"
by Nappysack December 13, 2009
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