upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

Upper freshman

Only the coolest freshman get the title of upper freshman, making them the leader of a particular freshman group.

Caden is the boy swim teams upper freshman

by cadenrcr October 4, 2019

upper suck

To give yo homie a little head,just a little(basically homiesexual)

me and the boy's having fun but one of the boy's feel in down so we give him upper suck

by Shapoodin December 14, 2019

upper wharfedale secondary school

Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is a secondary school in the Yorkshire Dales. It is common to see teachers coming in to your lesson and staring at you. They also often accuse you of bullying people and only listen to one side of people’s story. If someone is talking to you and you reply, the teachers often blame you instead of them. All the teachers have favourites and you don’t want to get on the bad sides of them. The students are often seen waking around with large bags of sensation crisps and are told to put them away because you are not allowed to eat in the corridor. You get sent out of lesson for doing TikTok dances (even though it isn’t they’re fault that TikTok is so addictive). Overall, Upper Wharfedale Secondary School is outstanding.

Upper Wharfedale Secondary School - excellent for all

by User256362728181826336 March 14, 2020

Upper Blumpkin

Upper decking while simultaneously receiving a blowjob.

I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.

by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020

Upper-gutted

When it’s all up in her gutt

“I love to be upper-gutted.”

by Freaakinnbrown October 14, 2020

Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.

The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.

by anonymous November 13, 2020