Lewd Two

The nickname used by Soviet Waifu on discord when he is in the middle of drawing hentai (specifically Zero Two) and cooming

Windmill : "I wonder what Soviet Waifu is doing"
Stupidgoose : "His nickname is Lewd Two, what do you think"
Windmill : "Horny"

by Soviet Waifu January 12, 2021

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017

Two-raced

When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.

Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....

by People At School April 10, 2015

Two twat

1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....

To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??

by Real redboss May 31, 2018

two speed

Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.

Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.

by alex101111 July 22, 2017

two lines

A common technique used when drawing a penis. The foreskin is represented by two lines that separate the head from the shaft.

Hey Tony, did you see that dick someone drew on the board in the weight room? Yeah, it had two lines so I bet Paul drew it.

by ChrisSutton July 29, 2016

Two bros

Men who chill in hot tubs, several feet apart to ensure heterosexuality.

"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"

by *Intimidates in non binary* March 14, 2022