Verbal Tweet

A verbalized account of mundane, useless information which nobody cares to hear about. Very common in a cubicle environment where heckling chics laugh, carry on, and discuss everything from hair products, to the guys they were with this past weekend, to the loathing of the boss.

Very much like a Twitter update but much more painful and boring. You cannot choose to click them off. You are subjected to this nonsense all day, everyday... verbally. Verbal Tweet.

Why should I use twitter? I am subjected to verbal tweets all day long in this hell hole.

by jrost618 August 18, 2009

Tweet Tweet

Marijuana mixed with molly

Man I've been smoking on that tweet tweet

by Dayman11389 January 26, 2021

face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

pre-tweet

The act of pausing to edit you speech so as to avoid people hating you on Twitter.

Friend 1: “I can not believe how pissed she got about what I tweeted!! Cripes, it was obvious I didn’t mean it that way!!!”
Friend 2: “Dude, I keep telling you you gotta start pre-tweeting yourself more often.”

by DrewRecDJ October 31, 2021

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017

Tweet revenge

When someone makes a defaming comment on a person and then the person responds by tweeting his say, it is called tweet revenge. Though the word "tweet revenge" has a strong resemblance to "sweet revenge", it is just the opposite of it.

Mr. Shashi must make a tweet revenge on Mr. Lalit's disturbing remarks.

by Jarjunk April 14, 2010