Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.

User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet

by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023

scrubbin ya teeth

innuindo for someone who is in the bathroom masturbaiting

fun because most people dont get it, thing their chronic mastubation is a secert

dude: hey man,whats goin on? wheres morgan at ?
dude2: oh hes in the bathroom scrubbin his teeth...
dude: hey morgan, quit scrubbin ya teeth and bring ya ass out here !!!

by Masta Dragon Red April 1, 2007

out-regis teeth

When one's teeth are outrageously white that they look blue like Regis Philbin's teeth

"Damn Stacy! You have some out-regis teeth! Whatcha been usin'?"

by TamTam513 November 26, 2009

get your teeth flossed

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.

Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.

by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012

dragging your teeth

When someone drags their teeth when giving a blowjob

Becky got caught this weekend when her boyfriend asked "why are you dragging your teeth"

by Jack mehoff Becky October 21, 2013

fucked up teeth

When your tooth looks at another tooth

Ian has fucked up teeth

by Monkey nigga faggot lips February 3, 2017

to the teeth

To the greatest degree or extent; extremely, completely, or utterly.

I know it takes me a long time getting ready, but nothing feels better than being dressed to the teeth for a night out on the town.
Everyone in the bar was armed to the teeth, so we felt a little bit nervous sitting down for a drink in there.
I have to say, I'm fed up to the teeth with all the people littering on campus!

by asenfan February 28, 2020