Foreskin Tube

The failed vase you made in ceramics

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019

tube sausage

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

by Macdadeo October 06, 2017

docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.

Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.

by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019

Tube-taught

—adjective

1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015

1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft

by Clockwork2k2 May 29, 2015

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

torture tube

Regional narrow-body jet known for short-haul flights, exceptionally cramped quarters and enough overhead bin space for an empty backpack, being generous. Made famous by Comair and their massive fleet of these for city hoppers, which has not helped in the age of tightening belts, both on the airline side and consumer.

My business had me fly out 3 hours to the client's site on a torture tube where I enjoyed the company of my adjacent passenger's rolls spilling out into my lap while contorted in such a way to make even a small Asian girl blush

by mzax August 01, 2017

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone May 27, 2018