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beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
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I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023
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traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?
*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
by sarvy June 30, 2023
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Disney traffic

Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.
Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.
by Leopards14 March 24, 2023
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Philly traffic cone

u vomit and shit in a traffic cone then put it on a unsuspecting bold person
I gave Somone a Philly traffic cone yesterday they never expected it
by Rimlock March 28, 2023
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traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”
by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023
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Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.
"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023
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