Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017

Tortellini

A spicy macaroni

I Was Eating A Tortellini

by Stanan May 24, 2018

Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.

by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018

Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

Toried

Another way of saying tired. This term was founded by Toribelle.

Tori: I'm so torieddd today... I didn't eat or sleep the whole night!

Me: You should go take a nap.

by toribelle June 7, 2018

Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018

torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak

Torred unicorn is a savage

by Cammed Scat Pack August 9, 2018