Topeka Torpedo

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass

She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.

by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021

Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"

Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.

by Hands Solo29 November 30, 2021

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

Temporal Torpedo

Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.

1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"

by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022