John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.

I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet

by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007

toilet

A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.

"You get more ass than a toilet seat"

by Master of Poo May 13, 2005

toilet paper touch

when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"

dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch

by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009

same shit different toilet

used by eminem in his song so bad. It means something the same but, different.

person 1: hows life
person 2: same shit different toilet

translation: different day but its the same

by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011

Toil

To work incredibly hard at a pointless task.

Chaz: Dino wasn't at the ceremony yesterday. Do you know what happened?

Percy: Yeah. He was in the basement, toiling with his Spanish homework.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.

"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."

by internal October 18, 2006