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Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.
Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!
by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017
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French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021
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twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
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Pussy Toasting

To raise a toast to a pussy - Pussy Toasting
This party needs a pussy toasting - To Pussy!
by hiddenninja- January 8, 2014
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Disgusted toast

A fine you tuber with a 1000iq brain
Me: Did you watch sykunno getting beaten by Disgusted toast in that amoung is vidio
Urban dictionary: yeah
by Ramenlion September 16, 2020
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toast sweat

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind
Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.
by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006
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toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.
4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.
by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006
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