Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.
I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.
by Anallover4000 January 23, 2022
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Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail
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shrimp gloves

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.
Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!
by The real New Guy October 01, 2020
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sole shrimp

Noun

A tiny crustacean found in humid environments that thrives in the soles of shoes worn by nasty as fuck people. The Southern Maryland variety is especially at home in Hurley flip flops and Crocs, while the northern variety prefers a more secure sole covering. Most are very small, while a few become titans of an insole, monopolizing resources and choking the weak.
"Dont step in that puddle, its infested with sole shrimp"

"Why are there sole shrimp on my dashboard?"
by Fromthecutstothecuts April 23, 2020
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Shrimp Whore

A short guy/girl that think they own the place and are an extreme bitch to everyone.
"Dude Jessica is such a Shrimp Whore."
by Blue.w4ffle.69 December 17, 2015
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Double shrimping

The sexual act including two penis's penetrating a single vagina at different times.
George: "dude we took it in turns Double shrimping that bitch!"

Dave: "right on, I could feel your jizz on my bell-end"
by The beast 252 March 17, 2018
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Shrimp knuckles

What happens when you finger a girl who doesn’t have a clean vagina.
I wish I hadn’t finger-blasted that cheap prostitute. Now I gotta bad case of shrimp knuckles.
by dlotssarpedon November 18, 2021
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