Don't rub it

Phrase used to identify, warn of and compel to cease the following behaviours.

To be soft, To complain, To whinge or whine,

Taken originally from when a cricketing batsmen get's hit on some part of his body by the cricket ball an d has an overwhelming desire to rub said body part because of intense pain... this can be expanded to all examples of softness

"My best mate just cut my grass!" "Don't rub it buddy."

"My gf just dumped me!"

Don't rub it buddy.

by btothedot August 3, 2011

Ear rub

When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse.

I gave her an ear rub, and i'm sure you can guess what followed!

by Jake.m July 5, 2009

cock rubbing

Noun.

1) The act of petting or caressing one's pet rooster. Typically, this is done ritualistically in the morning as thanks to the rooster for performing his crowing duties, though any time during the day is acceptable.

Timothy gets up early to do his cock rubbing before heading out to complete his chores.

by LOGIBEAR2007 June 14, 2016

Wisker Rub

It's the moustache rub's little brother. A wisker rub occurs when a 5 o'clock shadow is used to provide sexual favors to a woman's private parts.

Hey Jenny, Chad gave me an epic wisker rub last night.

by Urban Definer of the Night April 21, 2010

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004

man rubbed

when sitting down, another guy rubs your leg without you noticing, and you like it.

"What the hell! did I get man rubbed!" "Dude I got man rubbed, but it felt so good"

by daxterrific March 23, 2010

Sperm Rub

Another word or term for a handjob. A handjob is when another person jack's off anthers penis.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.

Guy 1: Nice.

by Start Up March 30, 2012