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Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker
by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011
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phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.
"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."
by manic depresso May 9, 2018
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phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.
Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."
by Yikes__ June 4, 2021
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Phantom Arcade

The artist and animator of the hit game Friday Night Funkin' working alongside ninjamuffin99, evilsk8tr, and Kawai Sprite
Guy 1: Man, Phantom Arcade is such a cool animator!
Guy 2: I know, right? And his animations are so funny!
by such a weirdo October 20, 2021
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phantom hug

being able to feel the feeling of getting hugged/having someone hug you when you haven’t been physically hugged
“he was so lost in his thoughts about how much he misses her, he started feeling phantom hugs”
by Ace the orange December 12, 2022
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Danny phantom

The act of "going ghost" similar to Danny phantom from Nickelodeons show "Danny phantom" by butch Hartman
"bro I can't believe she just Danny phantomed me like that"

"Did you hear that but pulled a Danny phantom on Ashley?"
by B1ackwhirlwind September 29, 2019
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PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.
The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.
by James OQueefe July 5, 2018
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