Pizza Bagel

A pizza bagel is a delight which is a bagel with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peperoni and veggies if you want to change up the heavenly delight. You can make them at your home or buy them pre-made in frozen ready to be cooked in an oven, toaster oven and microwave.

"Mom! Can you make me some Pizza Bagels?"

by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023

bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.

by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017

jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it

I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel

by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011