Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.

Logan simps for Madison.

by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021

SIMP

KHALID KARIM

simp: what do you call a person who chases girls then tells his friends they are up his dick? KHALID KARIM

by polkadotes May 31, 2020

Simp

Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.

"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."

by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who goes all out for pussy, and never stops snapchatting her.

''You know devin? He is such a simp''

by stopsimping2020 June 30, 2020

Simp

A person that have a huge crush on u so they can do anything in order to impress you, while hoping you'd want them after that and it might make them look ridiculous.

''wow look at this girl, I'm simping''

by s o c k s October 14, 2020

simp

Squirrels In My Pants.

episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning

by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020