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Pen Pirate

1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.

2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.

3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship
AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!
by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011
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Quiet, Pirates

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise
Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation
by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018
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pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.
If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
by Keds January 26, 2014
mugGet the pirate lawmug.

Pirate Threeway

A threesome with 3 dudes.
Rahoul isn’t gay but he loves a pirate threeway
by Dr Evil 2023 June 10, 2022
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Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
by trevor340 February 11, 2009
mugGet the Porthole piratemug.

Jamaican Pirate

The "Pirates" Faction from the 2008 PS2 game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. They are incredibly stereotyped Jamaican gangsters who are hilarious to wind up, as they come at you, not wit a gun, but with a rocket launcher.
Jamaican Pirate: "Don' use de gun, use de rocket launcher!!!"
by Greenhoof June 10, 2010
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Pirate Cumsquat

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!
That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!
by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011
mugGet the Pirate Cumsquatmug.

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