Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
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jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.
Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!
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Jamaican Milkshake

Two people, any gender, typically experimenting in Scatophilia or Coprophilia are the type to participate. The practice involves both partners on hands and knees facing their butts together. One partner squirts preferably liquid feces into the others booty hole. Then the partner shall twerk till mixed.
oh you booked the Sandles hotel for your honeymoon? Will you dabble in the Jamaican Milkshake for the occasion?
by eiboobyknits0003 May 08, 2023
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Jamaican

Fastest people on earth. Just ask Usain Bolt.
Culturally influential and musical - inventors of Rap Music/Hip hop and Reggae. DJ Kool Herc introduced Rap Music to America.
Jamaicans tend to have a strong work ethic and will often hold more than one job at a time.
Happy --Jamaicans are often voted among the world's happiest people.
Proud to be a Jamaican!
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Jamaican ravioli

The action of stuffing a pocket-pussy with meat, then having intercourse with it.
Bungledash performed the Jamaican Ravioli when he was rejected by Frankfurt.
by Davante FriedChickensburg July 12, 2024
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Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"
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Jamaican Flickergoon

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.
Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass
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