Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016

Jamaican Broccoli

Another name for Marijuana.

"Hey do you have some Jamaican broccoli at home."

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.

Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.

by matt_rage May 18, 2020

jamaicans on 4th street

When someone says something so stupid that they sound like Jamaicans that used to sit on 4th street

Tom- “The sky is yellow”

Jeff- “You sound like a jamaicans on 4th street”

by Pegalis July 14, 2022

Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".

"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."

by lollllllllllllllllllllllllllol April 24, 2022

Jamaican bubblebath

When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water

“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath”
“Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”

by Goonmasted52 April 13, 2025

jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.

Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.

by ItsDonnyP July 11, 2016