by Booty worker #10 October 1, 2014

by Pablo Rancharos May 17, 2011

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014

by Happy Hippie September 11, 2016

by Saucetrain123 March 22, 2017

The last run of the Penn Station to Port Washington line of the Long Island Railroad on a Friday or Saturday night. Typically around 3:00 AM to 5:00 AM. This train is frequented by drunken midshipmen of the United States Merchant Marine Academy who exit at the Great Neck LIRR station.
“Dude did you take the warrior train home last night?”
“Yeah bro we got back at 5:30 this morning, the city was insane last night.”
“Gnarly.”
“Yeah bro we got back at 5:30 this morning, the city was insane last night.”
“Gnarly.”
by ageofsail September 20, 2022

by Twinkle Park April 23, 2018
