Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023

Daddy issues become daddies issues

just a little food for thought

Daddy issues become daddies issues

by Thehairydabber December 4, 2024

Skill Issue

A way to comfort someone after something unfortunate happens to them.

“My dog died.”
“Skill issue, I hope you get better.”

by graylover333 February 24, 2024

Skill Issue

When you fail to tear off stickers from a sticker sheet.

"Bro- these stickers are shit, wtf?"
-- "Seems like a skill issue to me bro..."

by infernalbagel April 4, 2025

Recailed issue

“Recailed issue” refers to something that genuinely isn’t a real problem—it’s something minor that someone, often unnecessarily, complains about. The term originates from a person named Recailed, who is known for making a big deal out of trivial matters. So, calling something a “recailed issue” implies that it’s the kind of thing she would get upset about, even though it’s not that serious.

1. She wrote a whole rant because the group chat name got changed. Classic recailed issue
2. She said she couldn’t focus in class because someone’s highlighter was too neon. Such a recailed issue

by Rica ailed May 25, 2025

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

Issue 15

When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15

Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man

by A little seaman January 26, 2024