You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

She Got That Bomb

When a female has a large Ass ! a Donk, A fat ass booty. Term was Created by a Dj from New Jersey (Dj Tricks)

When a women has a large Behind

Tim: Damn She Got That Bomb !
Bob: Hell yea i wanna Hit That ASS !

by Jenkis Wellworth October 1, 2011

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

Google that shit

A more colloquilised version of Google It. Commonly used between drunk males in New Zealand

"dude, i gotta find out who that inline vert rider was."
"just google that shit"

by Loki Veridis January 29, 2005

proof that there is no god

See: 16 year old girls

Pop culture trends are enough proof that there is no God.

by Optikal Fade September 7, 2008

got that off

To win or get over on someone or something

Mario tricked me into doing his homework today, he "got that off."

by Carolyn Eres October 30, 2007