Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

by whutthe June 27, 2009

Textercise

The act of texting; to text

They textercise like crazy

by jbrown101st January 29, 2009

Textervation

Much like a conversation, but one that takes place through texting. It can also be a conversation over instant messaging or a similar application. It feels weird calling a virtual conversation an actual conversation, to textervation is appropriate

"I'm not the one calling names in this textervation"


"that was a deep textervation we had last night"

by LANuh February 17, 2009

textertantrum

when somebody does or says something you don't like and instead of calling them or talking to them face to face you send text messages going on and on about how upset you are.

my phone blew up because of this stupid textertantrum that Pat was having

by Livingtheword June 28, 2010

Textenial

Being in denial about why you're not getting any texts for an extended period of time. Often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on.

Rob: Man, no one's texted me for a while. I'd better turn it off and on.
Jan: You've got a case of textenial, dude.

by mynameisaletter August 25, 2010

texterminator

The person who unexpectedly ends a text chat without explanation. Leaving the other to wonder why?

Much like walking off in the middle of a conversation

I hate that she is frequently a texterminator, particularly when I'm not finished chatting. It's like her brain just shuts off.

by cyco2cyco March 8, 2011

Textenade

To serenade another through texting.

You. Are. So. Beautiful.. To Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I love when you textenade me."

by Bunky Bowes August 27, 2012