by falafelman October 24, 2010
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by PseduoHuman March 1, 2022
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1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
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Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
A: "I was fine until I started that affair with Tegan. Now I'm seeing my therapist twice a week and I'm on Zoloft because I'm so depressed."
B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"
A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."
B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"
A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."
B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
by ajws July 3, 2011
Get the E.T.D. mug.The Y.T.D.C is the abbreviation for YouTube Drinking Community. The YouTube Drinking Community started at the birth of YouTube around 2006, with the members ranging from fallstaffbrewingco2, jvega419, Bruze40, Riz2336, Earl Portland, Jeff Brister, and the infamous BlackMetalTroy322.
by The Shmitt September 17, 2017
Get the Y.T.D.C mug.TDE - Then die early (pronounced teedee). Used to counter annoying people that use 'YOLO' in every sentence
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