Tard wrangler 

A person who hurds the retards of society and keeps them locked away

“I saw the EA teacher at school throwing rocks at the retards, damn he’s a good Tard Wrangler!”

Tard wrangler by Merry Rexmis January 28, 2019

tard bashing 

The act of randomly and violently attacking persons out of pure rage for no apparent reason. Usually done after a very stressful day and/or high stress levels. The attacker shows no remorse and usually laughs hysterically while carrying out the beating. The person being attacked usually has a low social status and/or low intelligece level, usually refered to as a noob.

Attacker 1: Fuck that physics lab report, lets go tard bashing.
Attacker 2: Yeah I'll go get my fucking hatchet so we can own people in the face.
Attacker 1: Yeah lets fuck up some noobs.
Attacker 2: Yeah, it's tard bashing time.

tard bashing by pythro March 3, 2006

tard wit 

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded

Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit

tard wit by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008

tard cart 

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.

Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.

tard cart by white mamba December 14, 2006

tard face 

A name for someone who looks retarded.

Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.

tard face by James D. Farless March 18, 2007

tard-a-thon 

A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...

Hey TARD-A-THON, you got the answer wrong again...

tard-a-thon by Balkanya May 28, 2003

tard load 

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load

I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.

tard load by knoby February 22, 2007