Douche-Tard

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.

Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.

by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014

tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

by swimmer man July 18, 2015

uncreative-tard

These pieces of shit you'll easily identify when the curse, but they censor their swearing. These people needs to censor things instead of simply remove the bad words, just because their lack of creativity.

Average Youtube Comment: "Shut the f*** up, you piece of Sh*t".
This fucking idiot is a uncreative-tard, needs to censor instead of coming with something a little bit more creative.

by Mr. Memo Herdez March 15, 2019

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Tard Boy

A person of any gender or race that acts in such a way that he/she makes everyone in their vicinity reconsider being around them.

Did you see that kid Johnathan trying to show off at that party yesterday? He’s such a tard boy.

by anti-tardboy October 25, 2017

Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.

dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point

by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012

Status Tard

A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'

A Status Tard shares their wisdom.

life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.

by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011