Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

twat terriorist

1. A person who is being a complete douche bag and you just want to shove a pancake down their throat.

2. A person who participates in humorous dirty work.

1.That girl just kicked me in the head, what a twat terriorist!

2. That bitch has the same shoes as me! Lets higher a twat terriorist to ak-47 her earlobe!

by Spook&Roo June 24, 2010

fraggle twat

a person who resembles a cave dwelling creature that performs sexual favors in public bathrooms.

I stood in the bathroom line for 20 mins because some Fraggle Twat was in there with a guy!

by Aimsab May 25, 2007

Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.

John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!

by Dr Cats PhD June 28, 2011

Twat Blot

A tattoo over the genitals (generally taken as female genitalia). The reverse of the tramp stamp.

"Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."

"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."

by Whodafuckizyoo April 9, 2012

Bag of Twat

Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.

Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!

by an_angry_person December 17, 2016

Twat tart

Adrian
Also called a dickbag

He’s such a twat tart, reminds me of Adrian

by Skeebs March 11, 2019