long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

badonka thong

the act of witch R.J Robinson yanks his pants down and rams his under-where (usually tighty whities) up his ass to make it appear that he is wearing a thong, all while he is bouncing around like a little school girl who had her period for the first time.

hey look, R.J. has a badonka thong

by Pimp Master R.J's a Fag October 23, 2011

Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick

“Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso

by Buso614 June 6, 2018

dip thong

A person prone to making dumb statments

Jonny called Mike a “Dip Thong” when he asked where the outlet was on a tree

by Henry, the velociraptor June 3, 2018

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Toe Thong

Noun:
Thing that goes inbetwixt big toe and index toe on a flip flop

Fuck them damn toe thongs on flip flops. I like crocs cuz they ain't gottem

by Sp0bb August 29, 2022

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

by L Pp August 21, 2017