dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

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Shovel time

The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel

Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time

by A Dub 00 June 26, 2017

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Shovel

A "shovel" in slang has several definitions:

1.) An unpleasant person who is not helping the situation; a prick.

2.) A male hoe.

3.) Shoveling is to spread fake or bias information on a local level; to spread bullshit.

Example for definition No. 1:

"That guy - Alfred Cockburns, he's such a shovel."
"I agree."

Example for definition 2:
"I'm thinking Vlad is a good guy."

"Nah, have you heard about it? He's a shovel, he tried with that girl yesterday."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That drama that's going about you in school is so fake. I wonder who did it."

"I think Samuel shoveled."

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

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Shoveling Snow

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.

A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!

by TheMonoBro6969 May 9, 2018

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Shovel

A raunchy girl who wants to be a hoe, but does not have the body and/or the resources to level up to hoe

Person one: Yo, this girl just snapped me a pic of her in a thing

Person two: is she a hoe?

Person one: nah, her face sucks so I'd classify her as a shovel

by Intelligent Ass Nigga March 5, 2017

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