terdglove

a glove filled with poop

OH, my terdglove is nice and warm!

by Ash & Jonatam May 13, 2006

TARDS

TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.

Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.

George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.

by feetoid March 12, 2019

Saint teresas

saint teresas aka wana-beslags, were discovered early last year. they are fine at first but then as you get to know them they become
-irritating
-immature
-and giggle to much.

hey im a wanabe slag are u a chav..can i suck ur balls..

by sheezy June 9, 2004

Stampeding Terd Herd

Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.

Man I took a shit this morning. It was a stampeding terd herd.

by benny_64 February 12, 2009

terd

Similar to turt, only a stupid idiot that deserves to be named after a piece of shit.

"Look at that Terd being an emo. Now everyone knows that retards like being bitchy about their problems!"

by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008

bass-terd

When you are fishing and a bass takes a crap on yo finger

woops i think i got a little bass-terd on my finger!

by Lina Toyer September 4, 2006

Terdman

A man/woman who is better known as a piece of shit

I hate him, he is a 'Terdman'

by Franky Hayes November 30, 2009