dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
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B:Where'd you say you're from again?
C:Sass-ay.. did you guys watch the new Rick and Morty episode yet?
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