Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.
by thuc March 15, 2011

“So how was it?”
“Swaggerment.”
“I just bought you a 180cm tall Nagito Komaeda cardboard cutout”
“That’s swaggerment”
“Swaggerment.”
“I just bought you a 180cm tall Nagito Komaeda cardboard cutout”
“That’s swaggerment”
by Nagito Komaeda’s boyfriend November 16, 2023

by John jacob dinkle hiber smith June 9, 2011

by Swaggy Moose September 7, 2022

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009

ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger
by cloud surfer April 25, 2010
