The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever
Sincerly
-Batman dick rider!
Sincerly
-Batman dick rider!
by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 18, 2023
by Superman & Wonder Woman March 26, 2019
Noun:
A term for a boyfriend who saves the day whenever something bad happens in your life and who can make your heart soar above everything else with just the touch of his hand. A man who can be tough for the world but soft just for you and those he cares about. A man who shows that you're his own personal cryptonite and becomes yours more and more each time you see him. A Superman may be seen in the wild and you can recognize one by their protectiveness towards all those who need their help. They are known to defend the innocent and have massive muscles.
A term for a boyfriend who saves the day whenever something bad happens in your life and who can make your heart soar above everything else with just the touch of his hand. A man who can be tough for the world but soft just for you and those he cares about. A man who shows that you're his own personal cryptonite and becomes yours more and more each time you see him. A Superman may be seen in the wild and you can recognize one by their protectiveness towards all those who need their help. They are known to defend the innocent and have massive muscles.
Girl: Who's that guy?? I just saw him help an old lady cross the street and beat up a biker dude who was trying to rob her!
Other girl: Oh that's (insert any name ie. Trevor/Scottie/Ted) he's such a Superman! I've heard his muscles are to die for!
Other girl: Oh that's (insert any name ie. Trevor/Scottie/Ted) he's such a Superman! I've heard his muscles are to die for!
by Littleladybird04 August 31, 2024
by red1997 November 03, 2017
Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019