suburbiasexual

These poor souls are the antithesis of a metrosexual. The suburbiasexual cares little about his appearance. He also will say and do gay things even though he is not a homosexual.

"Hey, did you hear Sarka talking about Ryan Phillipe's butt cheeks? He's such a suburbiasexual!"

by MJjohansen February 7, 2007

suburbanite

worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont wishing he/she were cool enough and/or affluent enough to actually live in the area.

Fucking suburbanites. This place sucks now. Let's go somewhere else where there are no 708ers.

by Pegboy October 2, 2003

jesus of suburbia

its a brill song bit long but der u go n i dnt belive in christian stuff but afta readin der lyrics it sorta makes sense prefered american idiot *cough george bush* thou. N FED UP WIF GOD DAMN CHEERLEADER WANNABES N PREPS

dem- y r listenin to green day jesus of suburbia
me- wen i start listenin to korn u can hav ago at me
dem - who?
me - omg u prik stik

by purple monkey n blue sheep ere August 11, 2006

suburban dictionary

An ironic phrase childishly inserted into an online street language reference in order to take the piss.

"What *you* think 'suburban dictionary' means? Foo'!"

by A-chan September 28, 2003

suburban dictionary

a dictionary that should exist for red necks and little pansy ass bitches that dont kno no ebonics dawg.

you need to gets a suburban dictionary.

by joseph mandagez March 7, 2007

jesus of suburbia

A member of www.musicianforums.com.

Jesus of Suburbia is at it again...

by Ben Verow March 6, 2005

suburban dad

a suburban dad is typically a kid in highschool who has glasses and no friends. average height, mediocre at sports, and more often than not, a mexican.

grace: "dang allison, see that kid Christian over there? hes such a suburban dad."

by hahahha2.0 June 7, 2016