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The Student Room

A large student forum where you are treated as scum if your views aren't entirely left wing.

If you have negative views on homosexuality, immigration, animal rights, Islam or any other religion, or disagree with political correctness in any way, shape or form - Then you will be 'punished' with a thing called negative reputation, and once you have negative reputation, you will never be taken seriously again.

The people with enormous amounts of reputation are known as 'CUNTS'. These are the biggest idiots I've ever seen, and they hold the strongest left wing views. These people are the sort of people that get jobs as health and safety executives and ban christmas decorations because they pose a fire hazard. Or the sort of people that believe we should ban pigs and jews just in case they offend muslims.
User 1:
I think that 2 men raising a child poses a problem for that child as he or she will be relentlessly bullied in school because of it.

User 2:
DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BIGOTTED NAZI SCUM! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HITLER OR SOMETHING? NAH, HITLER WAS MUCH NICER THAN YOU!
HOW CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO THINK THAT GAYS SHOULDN'T RAISE CHILDREN?!? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?!! OF COURSE THEY SHOULD, THEY ARE MORE CAPABLE OF RAISING A CHILD THAN YOU! YOU FASCIST, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. I SHOULD WALK ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR IDIOCY. GAYS ARE PEOPLE TOO! GET THE FUCK OFF THE STUDENT ROOM, NOW!

*neg rep neg rep neg rep*
by Titsup March 16, 2009
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Strudel Hound

Somebody who is a freeloader and eats everything he can at conferences or banquets, buffet etc.


Strudel: From the german word "apfel strudel" or "apple strudel" A sweet form of apple pie.

Hound :" to be after something"
Look at that damn "Strudel Hound" grab all the cinnamon buns.

Jerry is such a "Strudel Hound"

Hey look at the "Strudel Hound"
by Wuerschti October 29, 2008
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Studerbag

1) A very small bag of ice.
2) To be drunk and obnoxious.
1) Ben we have three cases and all you could get was a five pound bag of ice.
2) How did he leave the concert more drunk than when we got there. He's completely studerbagged.
by Hairy Balls October 19, 2008
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student digs

Student digs are student accomondations
by Winged Demon April 5, 2017
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strade

a man made out of friendship, usually gay in nature.
"hey man. did you hear about strade?"
"yeah, heard he's dating that russian guy again"
"man, strades have bad taste in men."
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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student loan

A bank note taken out by a late-stage child for a quarter of a million dollars to assist them in getting a job that pays thirty thousand dollars a year. Once attained, it's required that you drink overpriced beer and cocktails while congregating with other loan holders to complain about how people who found other means to success should pay for the balance of the bill.
"When that hunk, Joe Biden, talks about wiping out my student loans, I get wet and need new panties."
by RKive$85 December 2, 2022
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Graduate student syndrome

Graduate student syndrome includes those who've never held a job, their parents paid for their education, think that they know better than you outside of their discipline, can never be wrong, can't admit when they are wrong, and are insecure.
Jesse attempted to school his landlord with respect to property management law. He got his ass handed to him. He thinks that he knows everything and is never wrong. I think he's suffering from graduate student syndrome.
by kilday April 7, 2019
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