Stach

sex on the beach. Sand in places i didn't know existed, until that night.

Dude I have sand in places i didn't know existed til that night of stach.

by steve March 14, 2003

stache

1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache

2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it

Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.

by J. Kel May 18, 2007

trash stache ass

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.

sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

by bitch basket fagola January 31, 2010

stache

1. a very large pet goldfish who lives with Nyahh
2. short for mustache

1. Nyahh was attacking Stache when I fed him today
2. Dude that stache is totally 80's bro.

by CAck Master June 25, 2003

stach

a little bit shorter word that means "stomach"

Don't go out on empty stach. Ok, I will do

by Andrius M. March 13, 2008

acne-stache

When someone has acne right above there upper lip that resembles a mustache.

dude-man u got an acne-stache
other dude-what?
dude-get some proactiv and trim it

by ben/m August 23, 2007

Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011