satan's minion

A person spreading evil on small and large scale, bending people towards tempting tasks

Thats the guy who taught me how to masturbate and showed porn, a true satan's minion he is

by agelessdevil January 25, 2011

satans dick

When you put hot sauce on your dick, before having sex with someone as a prank or revenge.
Or…
When you put hot sauce on somebody's vibrator.

i got so mad at my mom that i put hot sauce on her vibrator, so the next time she uses it, it'll feel like satans dick.

by LiverpoolWon January 29, 2016

Satan sandwich

Dressing up a succesful right-wing hostage-taking situation as an act of political compromise.

This debt ceiling agreement is a real sugar-coated satan sandwich!

by Afrofuturist August 2, 2011

Satan Sandwich

deviled eggs & hellman's mayonnaise

ABCNews.com: meat, sweet, or debt deal? the mystery of the satan sandwich
sean: what is a 'satan sandwich'?
roberta: it's just DEVILed eggs and HELLman's mayonnaise, duh

by seannydee August 5, 2011

satanic

1. Pertaining to satan or satanism.
2. A term used by simple-minded fundamentalist christians for anything that their minds can't comprehend.
3. Any celebrity that is extremely hated.

1. Satanism is satanic.
2. This foreign language is satanic because I can't understand it and therefore must be cursing our children!
3. Justin Bieber is satanic.

by udusers1 July 12, 2011

Satanic Plunge

While having sex in the doggystyle position remove penis from the vagina and thrust into the anus. Then, exclaim "WITHIN YOU I PLANT THE SEED OF EVIL" in the most satanic voice possible. See also Bucking Bronco.

I don't think I will be hooking up with Sally anymore. Last night I gave her the Satanic Plunge and she wont take my calls.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

Satan

A nonexistent figure created based off of older, pagan religious symbols for the purpose of scaring young impressionable children into believing in god... another nonexistent character ALSO based on earlier, PAGAN religious symbols and beliefs.

Come on people don't be airheads.

Satan isn't real and neither is Jesus.

by Styxhexenhammer November 29, 2009