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Staryuck's

What people from the Midwest call the crap that half the people on the NorthWest coast drink in the mornings. Typically tastes like it was made with old swimming pool water. Nasty Coffee! Not to be confused with the Best coffee from that reigon.
This coffee tastes like crap, it must be from Staryuck's.

Staryuck's is some nasty shit. I would rather drink instant coffee.
Staryuck's by Blacksmithbear July 25, 2011
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starbuck 

to rapidly expand a franchise globally, often pushing the local competitors out of business in the process.
KFC, McDonalds, and 7 Eleven have already starbucked their way across Asia, and will probably starbuck completely around the world very soon.
starbuck by Minnie's Mom August 20, 2013

Starbucks Pebbles 

The little black chunks in the bottom of a crappuccino.
I drank half of my coffee but stopped when I hit the Starbucks pebbles.
Starbucks Pebbles by Scream Ass August 29, 2014

Starbuckle

When a person is unable to resist spending $5.00 for a cup of coffee.
Mark is too lazy to brew his own mug, he will just starbuckle instead.
Starbuckle by Datsmywerd June 8, 2016

Starbucks Pussy 

Dude, I'm still in la la land after that Starbucks pussy I got last night
Starbucks Pussy by Maddly31! September 22, 2017

Starbucks Slut 

Someone who uses people only for payment of Starbucks coffee. Someone who throws all the ethics of spreading their legs for some good coffee beans
The man thought she was his friend, only to find out that she was only a Starbucks Slut
Starbucks Slut by Coffee Realist November 30, 2017

starbucks foam 

the thing that every history teacher drinks cups of. also if you ever bully a teacher who drinks cups of starbucks foam never bubbly her/him or you will probably die.
student:"what are you drinking ms.barnet"
teacher:"a cup of starbucks foam"