Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.

Please pass me the Squirt Box.

by @aminnys July 11, 2021

Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.

Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.

by Chatteh October 23, 2012

side squirt

1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.

2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.

1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.

2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.

by whitecocobella November 20, 2011

Bubble Squirt

When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding

I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but

could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"

by Jazy1r January 20, 2023

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

Squirt it back

When an individual gets a load of cum in their asshole. They then precede to squirt it back.

“She told me to cum inside her ass”
“Little did I know is that she would squirt it back”

by Queef machine January 14, 2019

Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.

Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.

by jagerhall June 12, 2018