When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet
by Beabstinent September 11, 2016
Get the Squirt mishapmug. Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
Get the Squirt dirtsmug. an audible and explosive shit
guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”
by To it April 24, 2020
Get the back squirtmug. by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021
Get the No Squirt Septembermug. When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.
by NanFreak December 3, 2019
Get the Reverse Squirtmug. Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.
by afablesotrue August 11, 2016
Get the Lemonade Squirtsmug. Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.
by jagerhall June 12, 2018
Get the Veal Squirtmug.