Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 11, 2016

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

back squirt

an audible and explosive shit

guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”

by To it April 24, 2020

No Squirt September

As boys have NNN girls have NSS.

Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.

by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021

Reverse Squirt

When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.

David: so how was your date
John: it was amazing I reverse squirted her
David: awesome dude!

by NanFreak December 3, 2019

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.

Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.

by jagerhall June 12, 2018