Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

by DOOP DOOP DA DA DA May 11, 2010

scump

being excessively expensive, having a a high price. Pronounced "scoomp"

let's get out of here, the prices are scump!

by pumkinpie89 January 17, 2011

slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales

"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"

by Pierre May 29, 2004

Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.

My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.

by zubb00 January 15, 2011

slump dump

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

by colt405 April 4, 2015

Scumper

To scumper a plan, event or idea is to ruin it.

The rain today really scumpered my idea to have a picnic.

Don't tell that boy the plan- he may scumpers it.

by TheCatGod May 14, 2016

Slumping

Sleeping

Why’d you wake me up, I was slumping!

by Money merica February 20, 2018