Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

Are you buying what I'm selling?

When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.

"Are you buying what I'm selling?"

by sons of a salesman April 10, 2013

Your selling

Yoo shout out to me,Add my snapchat: Itsoscarnunezz.Dont sell-Don’t betray me cuz!!

Goo add my instagram:oscarxnunez
Your selling if u don’t add my snapchat/instagram

by Your selling June 14, 2018

spelling coconut

Writing or saying the word coconut, letter-by-letter
If it's written it will be something like this: C-O-C-O-N-U-T

Ayy bro can you start spelling coconut for me I forgot how to spell it

by Purple_Cosmic July 17, 2019

smeltling

1. Small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack.
Plural: Smeltlings
2. Crude word for chocolate blobs.

1. Honey those smeltlings you left my were nice and round.
2. Jesus, that was one big smeltling!
OR
God these smeltlings taste naste.

by Man in the corner September 17, 2003

smeltling

freeing a dirty bum rat on your ho's chest after banging her.

1. I dropped a smeltling on this ho after i knocked her up last night.

2. "lick up that smeltling."

by smeltlinglover September 23, 2003

smelling my pocket

When that dank has a stank.

Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.

by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013