Slurpee

the act of receiving oral stimulatin from a babe until you erupt both piss and jizz all over her mouth, face, tits... you name it

R.jiga: yo nigga where were you at?

G.chav: man i was just at 7-11, i know the chick that works there so i got myself a free chili dog and a slurpee.

by LasPlagas October 23, 2009

Splumph

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Splurbo

When you enter a bathroom room, and you miss the toilet, and fecal matter flies all over the wall/floor.

Person 1: Hey maaann, don't go in there.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is Splurbo all over the walls.

Person 2: Dude thats gonna take forever to clean up!

by Bernie/Justin/Lia January 10, 2009

slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.

I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.

by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

slurp-the-salami

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

by Koftik January 3, 2015

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by zumzn June 16, 2019