Spatialrend

Anal sex done in space, where you tear your partner's asshole, thus creating a rend, in space.

Jim: Did you hear about those astronauts that got back from the moon?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard one gave the other a spatialrend.
Jim: His asshole must be totally ruined for life

by Zorro tho April 19, 2017

spatig

just plain assholes

wow, thats a spatig.

by uhgjkhk May 28, 2017

spatooty

When you look hella scrumptious; I.e. beautiful.

Damn Vanessa, you be looking Spatooty in that outfit!

by Nessa_babe August 18, 2017

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

Spataponchio

Honestly, just a cunt.
Often shortened to "Spat"

E.g. : "come on now, don't be a Spataponchio"

by pootwister November 1, 2017

Spath

The cross between a regular bath and a spa often found in homes which have not been renovated since the '80s. A bathtub with jets.

My nephew would not take a bath, until he saw it was actually a spath.

by Skype Zombie July 23, 2018

Spatchvag

The act of using female genitals to flip, serve, or otherwise handle food.

She served him lasagna spatchvag style

by The One Jerk to Tule them All September 26, 2018