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Sharkeisha

One of the most ridiculous ghetto names in the history of mankind.

*known for beating up another young woman who also had a ridiculous name, but was far more attractive than her.
Person A: I want to name my baby Sharkeisha,

Person B: Why the fuck would you want that?

Person A: Because, Javonte, Dontarious, Quenchetta just don't fit.
by Ghetto name hunter January 1, 2014
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Salsa Shark

Term coined by Randal in the movie Clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a tortilla chip point up in some salsa.
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."
by Randal Graves December 27, 2004
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sparkle penis

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.
"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"
by rpattzfan91 June 27, 2008
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shark week

the week a woman experiences menstruation
Shannon was in a bad mood because it was shark week.
by Carina September 5, 2005
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Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.
by Not R May 8, 2009
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loan shark

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).
John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 15, 2004
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sparkle stick

on super smash bros brawl: a wand-like object with a star on the end that shoots sparkles when you attack.
"my friend got the sparkle stick on super smash bros brawl and totally pwned me."

"I HAVE THE SPARKLE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by FieryCupcake July 19, 2009
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